The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
I have a joke about butter, but I’m not going to spread it.
I asked my dog what’s two minus two. He said nothing.
What do houses wear? An address.
Why did the girl toss a clock out the window? She wanted to see time fly.
“I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus, but geometry is where I draw the line.”
Do you know the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket? “Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.”
My daughter just shrieked at me, “Daaaaaad, you haven’t listened to a word I’ve said, have you?” What an odd way to begin a conversation.
Why shouldn’t you trust trees? They seem shady.
My friend couldn't afford to pay his bill, so I sent him a "Get Well Soon" card.
My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don’t fit in my pants from March.
What's the difference between a man's wallet before and after kids? There are pictures where the money used to be.
Why is a laundromat a bad place to pick up women? Because if she can't afford a washer and dryer, she will never be able to support your broke ass...
When I was young my mom grounded me for having a file on pc with the name "boobies pics" I never understood why bird watching was wrong
Whenever my husband opens his wardrobe he shouts and curses. I think he's a cross dresser.
The lead actor in a play has become very ill. This is a case of lead poisoning.