The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, 'I always have a few Twix up my sleeve.'
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
My wife told me to pick up 8 cans of soda on my way home from work…
What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a seal? A polar bear.
A rancher had only had 48 cows on his property, but when he rounded them up he had 50.
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels (bay gulls).
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeno business!
When my uncle Frank died, he wanted his remains to be buried in his favorite beer mug. His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other 'Does this taste funny to you?
Your mum is so slow It took her 9 months to come up with a good joke
As i walk in the local shopping mall, a woman comes walking towards me She asks me: "sir, do you have a moment for animal abuse?" As the good man I am, I say: "of course, madam." So i walked to the nearest dog and kicked it like a football. Apparently that was not what she meant...
Today i asked the hot girl in my neighbourhood what are her Plans for next month She said "fuck you". So i'm pretty excited for October
Husband on second day of marriage... ...goes to the beautician who did his wife's bridal make up, and gifted her beautifully packed iphone 7 plus box.She opened the box with great happiness and was depressed to see a Nokia 1100. Husband smiled and said' same feeling '