The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
A preschool teacher is teaching a student basic geography Teacher: "what state do you live in?"Student: "denial."
Obvious media bias Michelle Obama gives a speech when her husband is being nominated, and the media is generally positive. Melania Trump gives the exact same speech, and the media pretends it's some kind of scandal.
What does a baby computer call his father? Data.
What is it called when Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up? Alloys.
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.
What do female ghosts sing on Halloween? Ghouls just want to have fun!
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad. It's a faux pa.'
Why do plants hate math? It gives them square roots…
My son has his BA and his MA—but his PA still supports him.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age. The next day she locked me in the cellar.
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke? It'll crack up.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
Did you hear they arrested the devil? Yeah, they got him on possession.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.