The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
A Korean couple. A Korean couple were sitting on the couch in front of the television when they hear a loud fart.“ It was the dog” said the man smiling.“Don’t blame the dog” the woman said “ I cooked it perfectly”
A dad joke Is something that only groan men are allowed to tell.
Which Pie takes 9 months to Bake? A cream pie!!!
What do you call a periodic table when the gold is missing? Au revoir.
A joke I thought up while dreaming last night: Why do criminals hate coins? Because half of them are coppers.
Cop: I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia.' Man: 'Wait! I can explain everything!'
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
What did Adam say to his GF on the 24th of December? It’s Christmas Eve.
Why should you never mention the number 288? It’s two gross.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
My parents raised me as an only child. Which really annoyed my younger brother.
What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!
I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
During quarantine no one got my humor. I guess it was all the inside jokes.
Did you hear about the king that went to the dentist? He needed to get crowns.