The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What is the opposite of ladies fingers? Mentos
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
How do you make a water bed bouncier? Add spring water.
Cop: I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia.' Man: 'Wait! I can explain everything!'
My wife and I let astrology get between us. It Taurus apart.
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he even laughs.
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera.'
What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.
What has more letters than the alphabet?' 'The post office!'
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.
How do you make 7 even?' 'Take away the s.'
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, houses can't jump.
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.
I was in a grocery store when a man started to throw cheese, butter and yoghurt at me. How Dairy!