The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.
“Today my son asked me, ‘Can I have a bookmark’? I burst into tears — he’s 12 years old and still doesn’t know my name!”
My sister-in-law is an archaeologist. Only person I’ve known that is excited to find a bone in her chicken.
Why can’t you trust a balloon? It’s full of hot air
I was so embarrassed that my wife caught me playing with my son’s train set that I threw the bedsheet over it. I think I managed to cover my tracks.
I can’t believe Comic Con 2020 got cancelled because of covid 19! It was the one group of people who were 100% guaranteed to wear masks.
Why did Russia not deploy their weapons in the Cold War? It was just Stalin.
Why did the judge deny the ghost bail? Too much of a fright risk.
Why do you use a cart to golf instead of a car? Because you'll need a tee
I played a blank CD full blast on repeat all night last night. The mime next door went nuts!
You know, youtube improving the lives of creators and vaccines causing autism have at least on thing in common Neither actually happen
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
My wife said I was immature. So I told her to get out of my fort.
Where did the cat go after losing its tail? To the retail store.
What did one hat say to the other? Stay here! I'm going on ahead.