The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Ever since 2017, my New Year’s resolution has been to work on my novel. Four years going and I’ve almost finished reading it!
I started a new diet this week. I now abstain from eating any food while I put my mittens on in the winter. I call it inter-mitten fasting.
I want to commission a marble bust as soon as I get my next paycheck My girlfriend told me not to get a head of myself.
I always get sad when I watch videos of gorillas using sign language to ask for food. It's a shame there are so many deaf gorillas.
I wrote a 200,000 word novel about a French actor who is persecuted for his art. It's called, "Mime and Punishment".
This season of Earth is not realistic So many plot holes. Like, where did the murder hornets go? Why introduce them if they're not important to the story?I'm feeling Lost.
Heard about the Trump fruit salad? It's mostly orange 'm' peach.
A father tells his son that he was adopted. 'I want to meet my biological parents,' the son demands. 'We are your biological parents,' the father responds. 'Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in twenty minutes.'
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for fresh prints.
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.
Why can’t you send a duck to space? Because the bill would be astronomical.
A buddy asked how many fish I caught. I told him it’s not polite to fish and tell.
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.
What do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise? LMAYO.
Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend.