The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
A buddy asked how many fish I caught. I told him it’s not polite to fish and tell.
Today, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark? ' I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.
Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?' No sun.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age. The next day she locked me in the cellar.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?' 'They're both Paris sites.'
That car looks nice but the muffler seems exhausted.'
Whoever stole my depression medication: I hope you’re happy.
My wife said if I bought her one more stupid gift, she would burn it. So i bought her a candle.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
I have a joke about the flu, but I hope you don’t get it.
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
Why did the deer go to the dentist? It had buck teeth.
I went to see the doctor about my blocked ear. “Which ear is it?” he asked. “2018,” I replied.
Where do dads store their dad jokes? In the dad-a-base.