The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
England doesn't have a kidney bank. But it does have a Liverpool.
Who were the two most open minded presidents? Abraham Lincoln and JFK...
The best time to engage yourself in a long, self-reflection is... ....when you're getting a haircut.
a man stabbed his salad 23 times. he said it was a historical reenactment
I was really hesitant about going to Hiroshima for vacation but it was a blast!
A joke from my 4 year old niece. Why did the snowman go to the doctor?Because he lost his balls
I asked my sister why she had all those strings tied to her fingers. She didn't remember.
I was telling my friend about an officially Jewish country, and she said it was fake. I said it Israel.
Hookers were prepared for the pandemic because they’ve always offered curbside pickup.
What do you call an ISIS member who owns 6 goats? A pimp
I told my niece that I saw a moose on the way to work this morning She said, “How do you know he was on his way to work?”
I asked my sister why she had all those strings tied to her fingers. She didn't remember.
John was excited to move into his new condo which was exactly below Dwayne Johnson's apartment. But soon he became ignorant & oblivious to things happening around him. Why? Because John was living under The Rock.
I saw a lady at the bank checking her balance so I pushed her over.
I'm Buzz Aldrin, second man to step on the moon. Neil before me.