The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Does this taste funny to you?
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
How do you get a farm girl to like you? A tractor.
What do you call a wizard who's really bad at football? Fumbledore.
When my wife is depressed I let her color in my tattoos. She just wants a shoulder to crayon.
I just got my doctor's test results and I’m really upset. Turns out, I’m not gonna be a doctor.
An invisible man married and invisable women. The kids were nothing to look at.
My thoughts and prayers go out for the Queen I heard she was a massive DMX fan
My uncle with a stutter was recently sent to prison... He's never going to finish his sentence.
Someone told me to go back to my own country So Iran
Dad: I named you after my father. After my father: I know
Lance isn't that common a name these days, but in medieval times, they were called lance-a-lot.
Lance isn't that common a name these days, but in medieval times, they were called lance-a-lot.
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.
Have you ever tried to catch a fog? I tried yesterday but I mist.'