The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
MIlk is the fastest liquid on earth. It's pasterized before you even see it!
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
“Today my son asked me, ‘Can I have a bookmark’? I burst into tears — he’s 12 years old and still doesn’t know my name!”
Where do you learn to make ice cream? Sundae school.
To the person who stole my glasses: I will find you. I have contacts.
I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.
During quarantine no one got my humor. I guess it was all the inside jokes.
Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son. He said, “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
How do celebrities keep cool? They have many fans.
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.” “Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”
Did you know the first French fries weren’t really cooked in France? They were cooked in Grease! (Greece)