The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!
One friend complained to another, 'All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.' 'If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?' asked the second friend. 'I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.'
Whoever stole my depression medication: I hope you’re happy.
My doctor told me I was going deaf. The news was hard for me to hear.
Q: How does the man in the moon get his hair cut? A: Eclipse it
I finally got around to watching that documentary on clocks. It was about time.
“I saw a 1,000-year-old oil stain; it was from ancient Greece.”
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
My kid is blaming me for ruining their birthday. That's ridiculous, I didn't even know it was today!
How do you get a farm girl to marry you? First, a tractor.
Can anyone tell me what oblivious means, because I have no idea.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”
What did one monocle say to the other monocle? Let's get together and make a spectacle of ourselves.
What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless!