The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
"Grandpa, tell us that story again about grandma's pearl necklace." "Really? That old chestnut?
It hurts me to say this, but … I have a sore throat.
Can February March? No, but April May!'
I used to run a dating service for chickens. But I was struggling to make hens meet.
Q: If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? A: Missile toe.
Can February March? No, but April May!
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.
Why don’t pirates take a bath before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore.
What do you call a magician who loses his magic? Ian.
How does a taco say grace?' 'Lettuce pray.'
What did the zero say to the eight?' 'That belt looks good on you.'
How does a non-binary samurai kill people? They/Them.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.'
I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.