The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
What do you call someone who can’t stick to a diet? A desserter.
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
Why did Waldo go to therapy? To find himself.
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.
I was going to go on an expensive vacation with a classical pianist, but he was too baroque.
One friend complained to another, “All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.” “If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?” asked the second friend. “I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.”
What do you call a waffle on the beach? A San Diego
I had heart palpitations, sweating and aches on the day of my first Covid-19 Vaccine But once I got in and actually had the jab I was fine!
For Halloween I'm dressing up as a plate. Girls love to do dishes.
Did you hear about that politician who objected to building another reservoir in California? His argument didn't hold water.
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.