The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Son: Dad, can I watch the TV? Dad: Sure, just don’t turn it on.
How do you get an astronaut’s baby to stop crying? You rocket.
I had a date last night. It was perfect. Tomorrow, I’ll have a grape.
What did the Dalmatian say after dinner? That hit the spot.
My kid is blaming me for ruining their birthday. That's ridiculous, I didn't even know it was today!
“Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?” No sun.
What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi.
I don’t get why Marvel doesn’t use the Hulk to advertise more. He’s basically one big Banner.
What do you call the french flag without any color? Still the french flag
What do you call a group of dad jokes? A Pundemic
Tiger Woods wanted to play at The Masters..... But everyone knew he’d have trouble getting past the turn.
What's your New Years resolution? Mine is 3120x1440. I got a new phone.
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
My friend wants to become an archaeologist, but I’m trying to put him off. I’m convinced his life will be in ruins.
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.