The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What's a James Cagney love scene? When he lets the other guy live.
One of my favorite memories as a kid was when my brothers used to put me inside a tire and roll me down a hill. They were Goodyears!
How can you tell by someone's home if they're a highway robber? All the signs will be there.
Have you ever tried to catch a fog? I tried yesterday but I mist.
Why did the traffic light turn red? You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street.
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide but you can't run.
She looked up and whispered, “They’re right behind you'.
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of the computer? The Space Bar.
I spent a lot of time, money, and effort childproofing my house… but the kids still get in.
Why don’t pirates take a bath before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad. It's a faux pa.'
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.
My cat was just sick on the carpet. I don't think he's feline well.