The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Why do we tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast.
What piece on the playground is always exhausted? The tire swing.
Did you hear Bruce Springsteen changed the lyrics to one of his songs? What's he going to change next-his hair? His clothes? His face?
Have you ever tried to catch a fog? I tried yesterday but I mist.
If you spell the words "Absolutely Nothing" backwards, you get "Gnihton Yletulosba," which ironically means...Absolutely nothing.
A century ago, two brothers decided it was possible to fly. And as you can see, they were Wright.
My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we 'be positive,' but it’s just so hard without him.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.
What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a seal? A polar bear.
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right!'
Today, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark? ' I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked if it was to scale. 'No,' I said. 'It's to look at.'
My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.'
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school. It's ok he woke up.