The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
I have a joke about procrastination, but I’ll tell it to you later.
I have a joke about time travel, but you guys didn’t get it.
Beach residents near the cruise ship ports are enjoying the visually noticeable cleaner water. No shit.
After yesterday’s events Mexico has agreed to pay for the wall and Canada wants one too.
No one is allowed to congregate for funerals; instead, people drive by the cemetery and honk their horns in respect. One man drives by blasting “Another One Bites The Dust” The family wanted to be mad, but then another car drove by playing the same song, and another one does, and another one does, and another one drives a bus.
I'm all ready to blow the lid on nepotism in today's society! Had some trouble interesting a publisher, but my uncle reckons he can have a word in the right ears.(EDIT: This was the third time I tried this. The first two got auto-modded, possibly for "self-promotion")
I need new pals. So I was at my locker before class with all the stuff I like in front of me, attached to yarn. "What're you doing?" asks the Principal. "Fishing for a new friend group. This is stuff Im into they may like." I said. "You cant leave this stuff laying here." He says. So I say "Why..." It's just clique bate.
The local barber just got busted for dealing drugs. I'm shocked. I've been a customer of his for 10 years. Never knew he was a barber, though.
Why can't you bury a man living east of the Mississippi in a graveyard west of the Mississippi? He's still alive. (Learned from my 6th grade math teacher Mr. Warren)
Have you heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mainly wrap.
Why do plants hate math? It gives them square roots...
Your mom and I let astrology get between us. It just Taurus apart.
I wanted to eat a watch for lunch, but it was too time-consuming.
Two peanuts went walking down the street. One was assaulted.