The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said. "You know, one would have been enough."
If the early bird gets the worm, then I think I'll just sleep in.
Mom said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
I want to name my puppies Rolex and Timex so I can have watch dogs.
I love dad jokes, but I don't have kids, which makes me a Faux Pa.
Did you hear about the king that went to the dentist? He needed to get crowns.
My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days. I said it must be my weekend immune system.
What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear? 14 carrot gold.
What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear? 14 carrot gold.
I ate a kids meal in McDonald’s this morning. His mother was furious.
During a business meeting yesterday, someone asked me about my background. So I told him about my education, career, family, hopes and dreams. Turns out he was asking about what was behind me on our Zoom call.
How do you make Lady Gaga mad? Poke her face.
Why does a husband lead a dog's life? He comes in with muddy feet, gets comfortable by the fire, and waits to be fed.
Today my son asked me for a book Mark. Can't believe he's 11 and still doesn't know I'm named Dave.
I was really angry at my friend Mark for stealing my dictionary. I told him, Mark, my words!