The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes for Adults 👋

Why do K-pop fans suffer from flashbacks after traumatic events? Because they have BTSD.

A 7-year-old is sitting on a park bench eating a chocolate bar. The man sitting next to him looks over and says, "Eating that many chocolate bars is bad for you." The boy looks over and responds, "My great grandfather lived to be one hundred and five".The man replies, "And he ate that much chocolate?""No" says the boy, "But he minded his own fckng business."

What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite track and field event? Sheeplechase.

Employees calls his boss to tell him he can't come in for work today because he is sick. The boss tells the employee "Whenever I get sick, I have sex with my wife. Maybe try that?"Later that day, the employee calls his boss and said "Thanks for the tip! I feel so much better now! Also, you have a nice house!"

A man walks into a bar "Who the fuck painted my whole motorcycle pink??"A 2m tall muscular guy gets up from the table: "Me, why?""Nothing, paint is dry and it's time for the second coat"

The voices in my head are ok, I can deal with them… It’s the voices outside my head that bother me and fuck my life up…

There is a law that says you don't have to wear a mask It's called Natural Selection

A man gets himself a date and decides to surprise the girl with some flowers. He walks into a flower shop and the florist asks "Hey, what are you looking for, specifically?"The man says "To have sex"

What’s a Prostitute’s favorite part of leaving a tall building? Going down on the elevator

Why can't you eat Wookie meat? Because it's too chewy...

What do call a criminal landing an airplane? ConDescending.

I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.

My psychiatrist says I have an unhealthy obsession with revenge. We’ll see about that…

I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!

How come the Hulk doesn't lose his pants when he transforms? The experiment altered his jeans.