The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes for Adults 👋
Get ready for some grown-up laughs with our collection of dad jokes for adults! These jokes take the classic dad humor up a notch with clever twists, puns, and humor that’s perfect for an older audience. Whether you’re sharing them at a dinner party or just looking for a laugh, our dad jokes for adults deliver the perfect blend of wit and charm. Explore our collection of adult-friendly dad jokes that are sure to leave you laughing!
I have a masturbation addiction But I'm beating it
What do you call a black and white cow? Moo-latto
Found a weird .exe file on your computer? Beware! Could be a set up.
What do you call a group of 500 atoms? A Refund.*This post is brought to you by "Todd Howard did Nothing Wrong" gang*
Teachers from other countries make fun of the US education system Sure, we don’t teach evolution everywhere, but I don’t see your countries volunteering to demonstrate natural selection in schools across the country.
I'm surprised the pandemic has lasted this long. I thought trump trusted doctors to fix his mistakes before they hit 9 months
Did you hear about the cocaine addicted improv actor? He was constantly thinking about his next line
Stormy Daniels should run for president If we're going to have an inept asshole in office I'd rather have a bleached inept asshole
Don't forget to tip your server, that's what they always say... But then I got fired from the Google Datacenter.
What does a Japanese Soldier and a Actor have in common? When they get discovered, their career blows up.
if Lays had invented air hockey it would be just air
I can sum up 2021 in one word. Five
What does a mobster buried in cement soon become? A hardened criminal.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you’re a total hero. But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get called.