The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes for Adults 👋

Did you hear about the guy that evaporated? He'll be mist.

My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. "She obviously has COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "Because she has no taste."

This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

My parents raised me as an only child. Which really annoyed my younger brother.

At first, I thought my chiropractor wasn’t any good, but now I stand corrected.

Just finished cleaning my grill. It was grate.

I’m Venezuelan, if I had a dollar for every time people ask me about the political situation in my country I would have enough money to get the hell out of here

Son: Dad, why is destruction a form of creation? Dad: Well son, you see, I destroyed your mom's pussy to create your ass.

Legs in Japanese cartoons are cool I just love anime shins.

Why isn't there a neutron mod in the Skyrim Steam Workshop? Because there'd be no charge.

So I heard that the stock prices of fertilizer companies around the world started dropping about two months ago. Apparently it has something to do with donald trump becoming the world‘s leading supplier of bullshit.

My Chinese waiter thinks all white people look alike and gave my food to the wrong customer Wait. Never mind. That wasn't my waiter.

I want my 11780 dollars. Dear Bank of America, I just want to find 11780 more dollars in my savings account.Everyone at your bank counted wrong.

So, it turns out that "In-N-Out" is NOT a brothel but "Animal style" still means the same thing; so that was nice.