The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes for Adults 👋

My dad is a magician. He can turn a Bud Light into domestic violence.

I just found out that Bilbo Baggins died from a Viagra overdose. And that just goes to show you... ... old hobbits die hard

My balls are just like scented stickers All i do is scratch and sniff

Gotta love the graphic designer for the PA license plate ...cuz the colors I associate the state with are blue, white, and yellow like the gorgeous beaches it has.

Blow Job A son runs up to his father and says dad I got my first blow job. The dad says that's great how was it? The son said it tasted terrible.

I had an appointment with a doctor's office to get my medical marijuana card the other day... When asked where I heard of them, I told him my friend reeferred me.

Man goes to the cardiologist "So, how many beers do you have per day?" the cardiologist asked."Four," the man responded."But last time I said you could only have two!""Yes, but my physician also said I could have two."

There wasn’t any parking at the Sex Addict Support Group So everybody came on the bus

A mosquito bit Hillary Clinton the other day... It was later found to have hit itself in the back of the head with a fly swatter.

I gave a phone and 100 dollars to a homeless guy today. You will never know the happiness I've felt when he put his gun away.

What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.

My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we 'be positive,' but it’s just so hard without him.

Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.

What kind of car does a sheep like to drive? A lamborghini.

Am I the only man my wife has ever dated? Unfortunately yes, she said the others were all nines or tens!