The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes for Adults 👋
Get ready for some grown-up laughs with our collection of dad jokes for adults! These jokes take the classic dad humor up a notch with clever twists, puns, and humor that’s perfect for an older audience. Whether you’re sharing them at a dinner party or just looking for a laugh, our dad jokes for adults deliver the perfect blend of wit and charm. Explore our collection of adult-friendly dad jokes that are sure to leave you laughing!
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
My therapist told me I have problems with verbalising my emotions. Can’t say I’m suprised.
I was researching about Atheism. Turns out it’s a non-prophet organization.
Siri,' I asked my phone, 'why am I so bad with women?' She responded, 'I’m Bixby, you moron.'
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
If two vegetarians get in an argument, is it still called beef?
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
I don’t like people who take drugs… For example, airport security.
If Al Gore had his own drumming software company he should name it... AlGoreRythyms
"do you believe in ghosts?" **Me:** lol no— even my grandma says that's dumb"dude your grandma died 10 years ago"**Me:** what?!
Only in England. £800 fine if you are caught at a house party during lock-down.But reduced to £400 if paid early.If you catch covid at the party, the government willgive you £500 to stay at home.That's £100 profit.This country is absolutely fucked.
Bet your bottom dollar... ...there's a coin up your ass.
Pedophiles are like televisions Even a three year old can turn them on.
Know why geese kill more humans every year than sharks? Because it's really hard for geese to kill sharks.Seriously though, fuck geese.