The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes for Adults 👋

What do Hurricane Matthew and Kim Kardashian have in common? They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV

Gordon Ramsay teaches a sex-ed class “The way you make babies is FUCKING RAW!!”

Pedophiles are like televisions Even a three year old can turn them on.

It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents.

It really takes guts to be an organ donor.

I asked the IT guy, "How do you make a Motherboard?" He said, "I tell her about my job."

My wife said my two biggest faults are I don’t listen and something else.

I’d like to have kids one day. I don’t think I could stand them any longer than that, though.

I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it’s not very good.

To the person who stole my diary and then died: My thoughts are with your family.

There’s a disease that makes you uncontrollably tell airport jokes. No cure… it’s terminal.

When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.

Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.

My wife wanted to spice up our sex life, so she asked if we could play doctor tonight. It seemed like a weird idea, but I’m eager to please.

My vegetarian wife wanted the egg smell gone from the pan in which I cooked scrambled egg So i cooked beef in it.