The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes for Adults 👋

I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he even laughs.

I wanted to go on a diet, but I feel like I have way too much on my plate right now.

My grief counselor died the other day. He was so good at his job, I don’t even care.

I have a great joke about nepotism. But I’ll only tell it to my kids.

Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.

Did you hear about the cartoonist found dead at his home? Details are sketchy.

I tried to get a smart car the other day but they sold out too fast. Why? I guess I'm just a bit slow.

I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.

my girlfriend told my to throw my Meat loaf CDs out I would do anything for love but I won't do that

My husband called me a p*ssy, and I had to remind him... "You are what you eat."I've been a d*ck ever since.

My psychiatrist asked me if anyone else suffered from mental illness in my family. I answered " No they all seem to enjoy it"

Whoever stole my depression medication: I hope you're happy.

What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? They're both Paris sites.

My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf

What does a mobster buried in cement soon become? A hardened criminal.