The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes for Adults 👋

A local dentist was arrested recently for dealing drugs, came as a huge surprise for me ... I’d been going to him for 6 years and never knew he was a dentist

A young man was shopping in a department store. He sees an extremely attractive salesgirl and says, "I'd like to buy some gloves for my wife, but I don't know her size." "Will this help?" she asked sweetly, placing her hand in his. "Oh, yes," he answered. "Her hands are just slightly smaller that yours." "Will there be anything else?" the sales girl queried as she wrapped the gloves. "Now that you mention it," he replied, "she also needs a bra and panties."

A man brings some flowers home to his wife. She’s so surprised by his romantic gesture that she lays back on the dining table, throws her legs in the air and spreads them. Her husband confused looks down and goes, “What’s that for?"His wife replies, “For the flowers of course."He thinks for a moment and asks, “Don’t we have a vase?"

My buddy has stopped trying to date cougars and is chasing something older! Are those called sabre-toothed tigers?

What happens if you stick a fork in an outlet? The answer might shock you...

What do you get when you cross Halloween with rugby? Drop ghouls.

How many paranoids does it take to change a light bulb? Who wants to know?

At the job interview, they asked me, 'Where do you see yourself in five years?'

What do you call an obese psychic? A four-chin teller.

How come the Hulk doesn't lose his pants when he transforms? The experiment altered his jeans.

This year’s Fibonacci convention is going to be really special. Apparently it’s as big as the last two put together.

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

My wife told me she didn't understand cloning. I told her, "That makes two of us."

My wife told me she didn't understand cloning. I told her, "That makes two of us."

What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.