The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes for Adults 👋

Why does a prostitute make more money than a drug dealer? Because they can wash their crack and sell it again

If you had the choice between World Peace or all of Bill Gates money.... .....what colour Ferrari would you buy?

Why is Drake such a good chemist? He can turn an O2 into an O3

In the city, you ignore sirens and listen for gunshots. In the country, you ignore gunshots and listen for sirens. In Detroit, you ignore both.

The other day I walked in on my grandmother sucking my grandfather's d*ck. I just find it weird that they didn't cremate it with the rest of him.

My New Years resolution is to build a Velcro wall and I am sticking to it!

As a child I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day to survive. Luckily my older brother told me about it.

I almost fell for the Nigerian Prince Scam Jokes on them I already know Nigeria doesn't exist

What do you have to do to get Germans to join a war? You don't have to do anything, they're already at the front.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

Did you hear about the guy who froze to death at the drive-in? He went to see Closed for the Winter.

Did you hear about the guy who froze to death at the drive-in? He went to see Closed for the Winter.

One friend complained to another, 'All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.' 'If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?' asked the second friend. 'I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.'

My friend recently worked at a sugar refinery factory... until his position was dissolved.

Most people are shocked when they find out how bad an electrician I am.