The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes for Adults 👋

Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent.'

In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him. To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.

I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.

I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.

I walked up to a woman in a bar and said “hey, baby, if you were a fruit you’d be a fine-apple.” She responded “and if you were a fruit, women would rejoice.”

After a long time, I told my hot coworker how I felt She felt the same waySo I turned on the air conditioner

Bill Gates met Arnold Schwarzenegger at a party. He asked him if he had upgraded to Windows 10 yet. Big Arnie replied:Ah still love Vista baby...

I'm getting tired of these targeted ads. I just saw one for funeral services ffs! That's the last thing I need!

I tried making pancakes... But I ended up with flapjacks instead. I guess I used too much synonym

I headed out before dawn today and braved some insane crowds, to snag some Black Friday deals. The only thing I think I scored was a case of COVID-19.

2.000 light bulbs stolen Investigators still in the dark

Chuck Norris has a bear rug No it's not dead it's just too scared to move

My girlfriend told me my stool would improve when I started taking probitoics But it's still shit

During a severely cold winter long ago, a well-known American poet came up behind me and gnawed on my leg. That was the only time I've ever encountered Frost bite.

It used to be free to fill your tires with air now it costs $1.50! Now that's what you call inflation!