The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes for Adults 👋
Get ready for some grown-up laughs with our collection of dad jokes for adults! These jokes take the classic dad humor up a notch with clever twists, puns, and humor that’s perfect for an older audience. Whether you’re sharing them at a dinner party or just looking for a laugh, our dad jokes for adults deliver the perfect blend of wit and charm. Explore our collection of adult-friendly dad jokes that are sure to leave you laughing!
What's another name for an iPhone power cord? Apple juice.
You used to be able to get air for free at gas stations, but now it's a $ That's inflation for you.
Did you hear they arrested the devil? Yeah, they got him on possession.
Where do you find a cow with no legs? Wherever you left it.
I’ll never tell my accountant a joke again. He just depreciates them.
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
What's the worst part about having a lung transplant? Coughing up someone else's phlegm
A famous serial killer made a music video of all of his killings but the drum track was lost and unable to be duplicated. I can’t believe he killed all of those people without any re-percussion.
Did you hear about the Trump terrorist who tried to blow up a car? He burned his mouth on the exhaust pipe.
I'm quite sad... since I turned 70, I barely can have an erection anymore. But I'm also happy : My wife seems, at last, to got rid of her never-ending headaches.
What do you call a crab holding a basket of tampons? A crustacean menstruation station.
Robert E. Lee once said: "I like whiskey. I always did. And that is why I never drink it." That's just generally speaking.
What's the difference between Jelly and Jam? (aka 'The 4:20 Joke' from How I Met Your Mother) [NSFW] I can't jelly my dick in your ass. (Featured in season 4, episode 20 : "Mosbius Designs", on the glorious HIMYM)
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60... ...She’s 97 now and we don’t know where the heck she is
Last week I fucked my sister in law This week I fucked my brother in geography