The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something.
Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
"Cop: I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia." Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school. It's ok he woke up.
What is Mia Khalifa's favorite tv channel? BBC News
When you don’t qualify for a Nobel Peace Prize... ... Go for the Darwin Award!
Girl are you corona? Cuz you took my breath away Her: boy are you Corona? Cuz I want to stay the fuck away from you.
"Yeah. Those animals across our southern border have ruined their own country and our trying to invade and ruin ours. With their rampent guns and drugs... their government has become a shambles of nut job military and rich drug addicts who don't care about anyone! Eh?"
A bloke was sentenced to life imprisonment for murder and the judge also ordered him to have his hearing destroyed. I thought it was a bit harsh to be honest, life imprisonment and the deaf penalty
I just found out there is over 1 million battered women in the United States and I’ve been eating them plain the whole time.
Did you hear about the guy who got his face ripped off by a leopard? He's alt-right now.
I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked back since.'
How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. The narcissist holds the light bulb while the rest of the world revolves around him.
How do you get a blind person to see? Usually by boat.