The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes with Answers 👋
Looking for dad jokes with answers? You’ve come to the right place! This collection features all your favorite dad jokes, complete with punchlines that are sure to make you laugh, groan, and maybe even facepalm. Whether you’re sharing these jokes with friends or just need a quick laugh, our dad jokes with answers provide the perfect blend of humor and wit. Explore the funniest, answer-packed dad jokes that will leave everyone asking for more!
What happens when you don’t pay your exorcist? You get repossessed.
What does a sprinter eat before a race?' 'Nothing, they fast!'
My ex and I had a very amicable divorce. I know this because when I posted on Facebook, 'I’m getting a divorce,' she was the first one to like it.
Just say NO to drugs!' Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
What happens to Jason Momoa once he dies? He becomes Jason Nomoa.
I asked 10 people what LGTBQ standed for… Couldn’t get a straight answer!
How many paranoids does it take to change a light bulb? Who wants to know?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?' 'Sofishticated.'
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.'
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?' 'Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels.'
Where do dads store their dad jokes? In the dad-a-base.
How do you get an astronaut’s baby to stop crying? You rocket.
I talked to a poet who only wrote about wells. His stuff was deep.
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!