The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes with Answers 👋
Looking for dad jokes with answers? You’ve come to the right place! This collection features all your favorite dad jokes, complete with punchlines that are sure to make you laugh, groan, and maybe even facepalm. Whether you’re sharing these jokes with friends or just need a quick laugh, our dad jokes with answers provide the perfect blend of humor and wit. Explore the funniest, answer-packed dad jokes that will leave everyone asking for more!
An old lady at the bank asked me to help check her balance So I pushed her over
Mario's Jeans What kind of jeans does Mario wear?*(in appropriate melody)* Denim, denim, denim...
What elements are a banana made out of? BaNa₂
Went to buy a lighter on Amazon, when I searched, it said, "4.2 million matches found!" Guess I'll have to go to the store.
In Tribute Boy: I'll bet you a dollar my dog can talkMan: you're onBoy: how does sandpaper feel?Dog: Ruff!Boy: what's on top of a house?Dog: Roof!Boy: who's the greatest ballplayer ever?Dog: Ruth!Man: come on! I ain't payin' for that, get out of h... read more
Doctor: "Does it hurt?" Patient: "Only when I'm breathing." Both laugh for a while. Doctor: "That will soon be over. "
If you write an entire book using a Ouija board, you get all the credit... Since it was technically written by a ghost writer?
How many seconds are in a year? . January nd, February nd, March nd, April nd.... etc
As an employee in the health care industry, I make it a point to keep up with all the latest medical news. Just the other day I read about a man who had the entire left side of his body amputated. After that, he was alright.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.'
Where do you learn to make a banana split?' 'Sundae school.'
Why don’t pirates take a bath before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore.
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.
If two vegetarians get in an argument, is it still called beef?
I used to hate facial hair...but then it grew on me.'