The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes with Answers 👋
Looking for dad jokes with answers? You’ve come to the right place! This collection features all your favorite dad jokes, complete with punchlines that are sure to make you laugh, groan, and maybe even facepalm. Whether you’re sharing these jokes with friends or just need a quick laugh, our dad jokes with answers provide the perfect blend of humor and wit. Explore the funniest, answer-packed dad jokes that will leave everyone asking for more!
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said “parking fine.”
Without geometry life is pointless.
I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know i wouldn't get a reaction.
How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together.
How does a hurricane see? With one eye.
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said “parking fine.”
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”
What's 90 degrees but covered with ice? The North and South Poles.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course! Buildings can’t jump.
Why was the big cat disqualified from the race? Because it was a cheetah!
What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless!
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway!
Sherlock Holmes is looking for evidence at a crime scene with another officer. Sherlock: I heard the suspect fed the victim an excessive amount of laxatives. Tell me if you find any feces in the area.*30 minutes later, the office comes back empty handed *Sherlock: So you didn’t find any?Officer: No shit, Sherlock.
Two Mountain Dews are sitting on a counter. One Mountain Dew is almost empty and the other is fresh out the ice box The fresh Mountain Dew looks to the old Mountain Dew and notices he looks upset. He asks “What’s wrong?” The other drink responds “I can’t dew this anymore.”