The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes with Answers 👋
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So my Professor said "if you were granted invisibility for one day what would you do?" I said, " I'd go to Paris and find a mime and beat the crap out of him and the applause from the crowd would be outstanding! "
My friend likes to make off-color jokes about environmental disasters, like the Exxon Valdez and the Deepwater Horizon accidents. He's so crude.
How did the Mexican cheese factory report an equipment malfunction? No whey, Hose A.
In my free time, I like to help blind people. Verb, not adjective.
My dad was born a conjoined twin, but separated at birth. So I have an uncle, once removed.
My son put his shoes on the wrong feet. I don't even know where he got someone else's feet.
I remember as a kid, my dad got fired from his job as a road worker for theft. I refused to believe he could do such a thing, but when I got home, the signs were all there.
Most people are shocked when they find out how bad an electrician I am.
Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? He had a reptile dysfunction.
Do mascara and lipstick ever argue? Sure, but then they makeup.
How do moths swim? Using the butterfly stroke.
What did the shy pebble wish for? That he was a little boulder.
I wanted my kids to watch the orchestra, but I had to turn it off—too much sax and violins.
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?' 'They're both Paris sites.'
What do you call a poor Santa Claus?' 'St. Nickel-less.'