The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes with Answers 👋
Looking for dad jokes with answers? You’ve come to the right place! This collection features all your favorite dad jokes, complete with punchlines that are sure to make you laugh, groan, and maybe even facepalm. Whether you’re sharing these jokes with friends or just need a quick laugh, our dad jokes with answers provide the perfect blend of humor and wit. Explore the funniest, answer-packed dad jokes that will leave everyone asking for more!
What do you call an STD that loves makeup? Glamydia
Why did the chemist wear gloves to brush his teeth? His mouth was 4 molarPost your favorite nerd chem jokes!
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
When does a joke become a “dad joke? ' When it becomes apparent.
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.'
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent.'
What did Adam say to his GF on the 24th of December? It’s Christmas Eve.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?'
Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines.
Dad, did you get a haircut?' 'No, I got them all cut!'
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.'
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.'
Q: If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? A: Missile toe.