The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes with Answers 👋
Looking for dad jokes with answers? You’ve come to the right place! This collection features all your favorite dad jokes, complete with punchlines that are sure to make you laugh, groan, and maybe even facepalm. Whether you’re sharing these jokes with friends or just need a quick laugh, our dad jokes with answers provide the perfect blend of humor and wit. Explore the funniest, answer-packed dad jokes that will leave everyone asking for more!
How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh?' 'Nothing, it's on the house.'
Do I enjoy making courthouse puns? Guilty.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
Have you heard the one about the letter with no postage? You wouldn't get it.
Are You a Gorilla Exhibit? Because I want to drop a baby in you.
How do you check if a webpage is HTML? Try it out on Internet Explorer
I shocked myself on the power outlet today It doesn't feel good. It hertz
A gorilla goes into a bar and asks for a gin and tonic..... ....the barman says “that’ll $25 please and I must say we don’t get many gorillas in here”“With prices like that I’m not surprised” responds the Gorilla.
why do bank robbers make hostages kneel down? cause it's a fell-on-knee
A man gets a job at a computer store that sells food shaped computers. He was fired for trying to take a byte.
Customer service at restaurants is HORRIBLE. Every time I use one of their restrooms, I see "Employees must wash hands" on the mirror. So I wait for HOURS, but not ONCE has an employee EVER showed up to wash them for me.
5 Year Old to Dad : Do you know what comes out of a virgin Pussy? **Dad** : Jesus Christ !! Who taught you all those bad words ?
Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift? She had bad blood.
What did the plumber say to the singer? Nice pipes.
You can't trust atoms. They make up everything!