The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes with Answers 👋
Looking for dad jokes with answers? You’ve come to the right place! This collection features all your favorite dad jokes, complete with punchlines that are sure to make you laugh, groan, and maybe even facepalm. Whether you’re sharing these jokes with friends or just need a quick laugh, our dad jokes with answers provide the perfect blend of humor and wit. Explore the funniest, answer-packed dad jokes that will leave everyone asking for more!
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus but geometry is where I draw the line.
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
Can I dive in this pool? It deep-ends.
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand? Because a toothbrush works better.
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you’re a total hero. But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get called.
Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
Did you hear about the 12-inch dog? It was a foot long.
What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips.
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeno business!
What happened to the lost beef shipment? Nobody's herd.
Hey girl are you a Magic The Gathering card? Cause i’d tap you
What do you get when you combine silver, a personal pronoun, a tattoo, and the short form of Edward? What do you get when you combine silver, a personal pronoun, a tattoo, and the short form of Edward?Ag I tat Ed. I'm veeeerrrryyyyy agitated.
Zoom meetings are basically seances with the living... Brian, are you there? Make a sound if you can hear us. Is anyone with you? Can you hear us?