The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes with Answers 👋
Looking for dad jokes with answers? You’ve come to the right place! This collection features all your favorite dad jokes, complete with punchlines that are sure to make you laugh, groan, and maybe even facepalm. Whether you’re sharing these jokes with friends or just need a quick laugh, our dad jokes with answers provide the perfect blend of humor and wit. Explore the funniest, answer-packed dad jokes that will leave everyone asking for more!
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
Did you hear about the whale that swallowed a clown? It felt funny after.
I have a scary joke about math, but I'm 2² to say it.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says i'm ok, but i feel like i've dyed a little inside.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says i'm ok, but i feel like i've dyed a little inside.
A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage. The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.
I just watched a program about beavers. It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
Can anyone tell me what oblivious means, because I have no idea.
What did the calculator say to the pencil? You can count on me.