The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes with Answers 👋
Looking for dad jokes with answers? You’ve come to the right place! This collection features all your favorite dad jokes, complete with punchlines that are sure to make you laugh, groan, and maybe even facepalm. Whether you’re sharing these jokes with friends or just need a quick laugh, our dad jokes with answers provide the perfect blend of humor and wit. Explore the funniest, answer-packed dad jokes that will leave everyone asking for more!
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.'
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.
Thinking of having my ashes stored in a glass urn. Remains to be seen.
What did one hat say to the other?' 'Stay here! I'm going on ahead.'
Why should you never mention the number 288? It’s two gross.
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!'
Why can't a leopard hide? He's always spotted.
Why should you never use a dull pencil? Because it’s pointless.
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway!
Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog? He wanted to get a long little doggy.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.
What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.