The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes with Answers 👋
Looking for dad jokes with answers? You’ve come to the right place! This collection features all your favorite dad jokes, complete with punchlines that are sure to make you laugh, groan, and maybe even facepalm. Whether you’re sharing these jokes with friends or just need a quick laugh, our dad jokes with answers provide the perfect blend of humor and wit. Explore the funniest, answer-packed dad jokes that will leave everyone asking for more!
Where did Napoleon keep his armies? Up his sleevies!
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
"Did you get your haircut?" No, I got them all cut.
What invention allows us to see through walls? Windows.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.
I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself 'well this changes everything'.
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
She said I won’t be able to make it.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
I have a great joke about nepotism. But I’ll only tell it to my kids.
I have a joke about paper, but it’s tearable.
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know what comes first.
My wife says nothing rhymes with “orange.” And I said, “No, it doesn’t!”
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.
Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He couldn't Budget<drops mic>Ironically I'm an Accountant and have Chron's so this is not my problem.