The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes with Answers 👋
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A few climate models are now predicting an unprecedented and alarming spike in temperatures — perhaps as much as 5 degrees Celsius Now those must be some hot models.
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.
What type of music can the Royal Family not listen to? Royalty Free Music
What is the least stable element? Pandemonium.
If your man comes home late at night smelling of strange perfume... You're probably getting perfume for Christmas.
What is a polar bear's favorite food? (Multi-questioned) ICE-cream! -What is a black bear's favorite food? Blackberries! -What is a grizzly bear's favorite food? Campers.
Never kiss anyone on January 1st because it's only the first date.
This year’s Fibonacci convention is going to be really special. Apparently it’s as big as the last two put together.
I asked 10 people what LGTBQ standed for… Couldn’t get a straight answer!
My therapist told me I have problems with verbalising my emotions. Can’t say I’m suprised.
I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.
What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Does this taste funny to you?
A guy walks into a bar and there’s a horse serving drinks. The horse asks, “What are you staring at? Haven’t you ever seen a horse tending bar before? ' The guy says, “It’s not that. I just never thought the parrot would sell the place. '
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.'
Why are spiders so smart? They can find everything on the web.