The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes with Answers 👋
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What do you call a dinosaur with a drinking problem? Hepatosaurus
3" , 6", & 9" are which Shakespeare plays? Much Ado About Nothing... As You Like It ...& Taming of the Shrew.
What kind of trails does a crazy person travel? Psychopaths. (I hate myself)
Im so sorry internet Whats the differance between being hungry and hornyDepends where the cucumber goes!!!
Did you hear about the golf match between the black golfer and white golfer from South Africa? Birdie on the last hole would have won the match for the black golfer, but a par tied.
On a scale of Alligator to Gorilla.... How shitty of a parent are you?
How do you prevent murders? Use a scarecrow
Someone called me lazy today I almost replied...
Two Grains of Sand... Two grains of sand go on a trip to the beach. One says to the other, “Jesus, it’s crowded here!”
3 words, 17 letters. Say it, and I'm yours. Omelette du Fromage
Did you know that a very good memory is often a sign of an excellent lover? I read that on February 11, 2017 in the New England Journal of Behavioral studies issue 2016-Q3.
What did the egg say to the frying pan? I’m sorry I can’t get hard... I just got laid.
The creator of auto-correct died recently May he restraunt in peice
A man is in an emergency room complaining of severe stomach pains and bowel trouble. The attending physician advises that the patient will need a rectal exam. The doctor positions the patient on the bed on his side and puts on a latex glove... As he lubes up his glove, he says, "Don't get excited and move too much like last time, Daniel."The patient says, "My name isn't Daniel."The doctor says, "Mine is."
I invented a SJW alarm clock. It not only tells you the time, it reminds you what year it is, too.