The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes with Answers 👋
Looking for dad jokes with answers? You’ve come to the right place! This collection features all your favorite dad jokes, complete with punchlines that are sure to make you laugh, groan, and maybe even facepalm. Whether you’re sharing these jokes with friends or just need a quick laugh, our dad jokes with answers provide the perfect blend of humor and wit. Explore the funniest, answer-packed dad jokes that will leave everyone asking for more!
What happens when you don’t pay your exorcist? You get repossessed.
How do you make 7 even?' 'Take away the s.'
Teacher: “There are two words I don’t allow in my class. One is gross, and the other is cool. ' Johnny: “So, what are the words? '
My friend couldn't afford to pay his bill, so I sent him a 'Get Well Soon' card.
Q: If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? A: Missile toe.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
I can’t find my ‘Gone in 60 seconds’ DVD. It was here a minute ago.
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill areas.'
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.'
Where do you learn to make ice cream? At sundae school!
As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said, “You know one would have been enough.”
What did the exasperated man serve at his barbecue? Sheesh kabobs.
Did you hear about the cantaloupe that went to a therapist? I guess it was feeling Meloncholy.
“Whoever stole my depression medication — I hope you’re happy now.”