The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes with Answers 👋
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A teenage potato brings her boyfriend home to meet the parents. "So, what do you do for work?" asks the inquisitive father potato. “Oh, I work for a TV company as a sportscaster." The father potato is furious and tells the boyfriend to leave immediately. “Why did you do that daddy?!” shrieks the distraught daughter, eyes wide.The father shouts, “I’m not having *my* daughter hanging around with a commentator!"
How do you earn karma on March 14 (3/14) when it isn’t your cake day? Easy! Slice of pi.
Anagram of "mother in law" Woman Hitler
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Step 1. Burning bush Step 2. ????Step 3. PROPHET!
If I had a dollar for every girl that thought I looked too fat, By now, they’d think I looked pretty good.
6.9 is my worst and least favorite number That is because it is 69 that was ruined by a period
I was told I make "too many jokes" about my self, and that the value of my humor is "depreciating" I said "it's pronounced deprecating"
What dinosaur can't you hear go to the bathroom? All of them, they're all dead.
What sort of dice has its opinions formed by preconceived notions? A prejudice
Dad: Have you heard about the pressure washer? Dad: "have you heard about the pressure washer?"Daughter: "no."Dad: *rolls eyes* "pshhhhhhhhhhhhh."
I asked Reddit to letter-grade my looks. Their opinions were wildly different. I was in tiers.
What is the holiest chord to play? The G sus although most priests prefer A minor
My uncle named his dogs Rolex and Timex. They're his watch dogs!
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.