The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes with Answers 👋
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So, I went to the doctor... She asked "What brings you here today?"I replied "My car."And then she looked down at the form, shook her head, checked a box, and commented under her breath: "Not sexually active."
A man goes to the doctor for a physical. He tells the doctor not to be alarmed, but he has 5 penises. The doctor says, " 5 penises!? How do your pants fit?"The man replies, " like a glove."
I told my wife I wanted her to spread my ashes for traction when the back porch gets icy That way she can put me to work and step on me one last time.
What do you get when you eat 3.14 slices of cake? Diabetes.What?, did you really think I was gonna make a pie joke on my cake day?^btw ^I ^waited ^1 ^whole ^year ^to ^tell ^this ^joke
6.9 is my worst and least favorite number That is because it is 69 that was ruined by a period
How often should you put an orange slice in your beer? Once, in a Blue Moon.
Did you know: an owl’s head can rotate 720 degrees before it comes off in your hand.
What kind of cells get drafted for war? Diploid
What do you call a molecular ring of six iron atoms? A ferrous wheel.
What kind of bird is always getting hurt? The owl.
Why should you always knock on a refrigerator door before opening it? In case there's a salad dressing.
You heard of that new band 1023MB? They're good but they haven't got a gig yet.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.
Did you heard about the giant that threw up? It's all over town!
What did the dishwasher say to the oven after a productive day? "You've been on fire!"