The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes with Answers 👋
Looking for dad jokes with answers? You’ve come to the right place! This collection features all your favorite dad jokes, complete with punchlines that are sure to make you laugh, groan, and maybe even facepalm. Whether you’re sharing these jokes with friends or just need a quick laugh, our dad jokes with answers provide the perfect blend of humor and wit. Explore the funniest, answer-packed dad jokes that will leave everyone asking for more!
I just realised my new electric toothbrush is not waterproof I was shocked.
I just farted on my wallet Now I have Gas Money! *Told to me by my 9 year old daughter, who thought it's hilarious! (I agree lol)
I recently decided to apply for Australian citizenship, and I was surprised at some of the questions they asked. Like, they asked if I had ever been convicted of a crime. I had no idea that was still a requirement.
Bill: I hope Hillary will have better interns in the Oval Office than I did. All of mine sucked.
What resolution do white supremacists prefer? 3K.
Hey, I have a good joke Robinhood wants to file for IPO this year.
Why do the French eat snails? They don't like fast food.
Today, my wife was told by the pediatrician that our 18 month old son isn’t talking much because he doesn’t want to. I could’ve told her that.
Mr. Potato Head will now be known as Mr. Potatx
A judge was trying a man on the charge of shoplifting shirts and pants by wearing them out of the store. The judge saw the evidence and declared, "Guilty! Case Clothed!"
One for the software devs There are two eternal problems in traditional software engineering:1. Garbage collection2. Naming things3. Off-by-one errors
2019 is the first calendar year... Where the 24th was the end of May.
It's traditional to have have a salad on your wedding night. Lettuce be seen without dressing.
Why couldn’t the dragon eat his birthday cake? He destroyed it while trying to blow out the candles.
What did the greengrocer say when he sold his last onion? "Thats shallot!"