The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes with Answers 👋
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My Grandparents passed away together last night. He went peacefully in his sleep, but she was apparently distraught before dying, screaming and crying hysterically I guess we really should've taken away his license
Why do bulls wear bells? Because their horns don’t work.
I once wrote a song about a tortilla, but it's more of a wrap.
My kid wants to invent a pencil with an eraser on each end, but I just don't see the point.
How Do Fish Get High? Seaweed
How come the Hulk doesn't lose his pants when he transforms? The experiment altered his jeans.
I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus but graphing is where I draw the line.
I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he's still making fun of me.
Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete? Because she wanted to see the task manager.
It hurts me to say this, but … I have a sore throat.
Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?' 'It didn't have the guts.'
How do you make the number one disappear? You add “g' and it’s GONE
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I'll let you know.