The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes with Answers 👋
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I took a pole recently and turns out that 100% of people dont like it.. When their tent falls down...
What do you call summer camp for unvaccinated kids? Cemeteries.
Q: What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep? A: He puts his PJ-Amazon.
What kind of magic do cows believe in? Moodoo!
I have a joke about procrastination, but I'll tell it to you later.
What kind of magic do cows believe in? Moodoo!
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
What’s the least spoken language in the world? Sign language.
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
I want to go on record that I support farming. As a matter of fact, you could call me protractor.
What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.
Cop: I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia.' Man: 'Wait! I can explain everything!'
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
Did you hear they arrested the devil? Yeah, they got him on possession.
How does a boar sign its name? With a pig pen.