The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes with Answers 👋
Looking for dad jokes with answers? You’ve come to the right place! This collection features all your favorite dad jokes, complete with punchlines that are sure to make you laugh, groan, and maybe even facepalm. Whether you’re sharing these jokes with friends or just need a quick laugh, our dad jokes with answers provide the perfect blend of humor and wit. Explore the funniest, answer-packed dad jokes that will leave everyone asking for more!
What did the banana say to the boy? Nothing, bananas can't talk!
This morning, Siri said, 'Don’t call me Shirley.' I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.
What happens when you don’t pay your exorcist? You get repossessed.
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Nobel. ' “Nobel who? ' “Nobel, so I knock knocked. '
In my free time, I like to help blind people. Verb, not adjective.
I was addicted to hokey pokey…but I turned myself around.
Q: If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? A: Missile toe.
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.'
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
Where do fruits go on vacation?' 'Pear-is!'
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
Why did the picture go to prison? Because it was framed.
A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, "It's a moving violation."
Can anyone tell me what oblivious means, because I have no idea.